Me: buys thing online
Me 3 hours later: Okay where is it
Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black show...
When you start to laugh while drinking something:
sodamnrelatable: Expectation: Reality:
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When you laugh a little too loud in a quiet place
u-okay-no-srsly: cocacolanightowl: calzonarizzles: I HAVE TO DO A PROJECT ON AUSTRIA AND I JUST DID THE WHOLE FUCKING THING ON AUSTRALIA It looks like your grade is going …… down under ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME hahahahahahahahahaha
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
Drinking an Energy Drink
sodamnrelatable: Expectations: Reality:
Don't wait until you've reached a goal to be proud...
When People Ask Me About My Last Relationship
That moment when you inhale to speak and you start...
sodamnrelatable: You’re like: Everyone else is like:
pooka-saurus: shining-vagina: carlyjespen: why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars why can’t concert tickets be like 10 dollars why can’t everything be like 10 dollars I’m not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar fuck you